No one have the say in my life except me and God

I decided to become an author.. I roughly have the titles in my brain..

1) 100 stupid qns a customer can ask.
2) 10 "duh" questions anyone can ask.

Okay for the second one, I got this idea from someone who was asked this cheeky qn from her mum-in-law. "Do u want me to treat u like a daughter or daughter in law?" Classic kan ini satu hamba allah nie...

I was giving ideas to this someone on how to reply..

"What if I choose the latter or maybe what if I choose the former?"
"What is the difference?"

If my future mum in law gonna ask me that.. I am so gonna tell her," Anything mother, as u deem fit." :)

But nolah she's gonna ask that.. She's the sweet mum in law.. hehe.. I hope..*cross my fingers*